What if..

What if this was the day that I decided I was going to turn on society and become a total savage? What if today was the day that I learned picking my nose and playing with fire were my primary occupations and a good fart always paid the rent? What if, in this very moment, I determined a good pair of sweat pants were magnets for millions? Kicking back was the new pilot seat and make-believe and pretend games kept my name shinning in the history books? What if today I forever decreed my name as a symbol for pure imagination, flying high and victorious over a reality I deemed as my sandbox and my mind was my castle- hidden rooms, water slides and green green gardens where I could bask for hours, just grinning at the nothingness that circumvents my agenda... nothing to do but what I feel like...